Author picture (Andrew Gretes)Andrew Gretes is the author of How to Dispose of Dead Elephants (Sandstone Press, 2014), a novel which explores epilepsy through fables. His fiction has appeared or is forthcoming in New England Review, Willow Springs, Witness, Booth, and other journals. In a desperate attempt to increase productivity, he has resorted to naming his writing instruments after mighty swords of antiquity.